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Aug 24, 2011

If I had a Time Machine

If I had the knowledge I have now back when I started working out, can you imagine....
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Posted by: Corey
If I had a time machine...
by Johan Simu
The NarkSide,
May 2010


I am not the oldest, biggest or the strongest mofo around. In fact I am only 25,
my guns doesn't measure much more than 16 inches and my best deadlift is just a
shy bit more than 500 ibs. But I have been training seriously since I was 16-17
years old and I have done pretty much all mistakes one can do on the way. That's
the reason my arms are just 16 and my dead is just 500 after all, despite
training hard for over 8 years. Someone doing things right from the beginning
can easily surpass my level in as little as 3 years or shorter. So what message
would I leave myself if I could send myself a email 8 years ago?

1.
Information overload/training ADD.


There is so much information
floating around, accessible by everyone, that it is incredibly hard to stay
focused. When I started training I read the muscle mags religiously. Every month
I saw a new articles with tempting titles like "Build a monster back with
Ronnie's routine", "Gunz like Priest, here is how" or any random permutation of
the name of a pro mixed with the name of a muscle group. Arnold's good old
Encyclopedia of bodybuilding was my bible. As a beginner you can pretty much
gain by jerking around any way you feel like in the gym, so even though I
randomly jumped from Priest biceps blaster routine to Levrone's huge delts
supreme program to Arnold's contest prep I could still make some gains. But
those gains where much smaller and came slower than if I had been more
consistent.

I still occasionally suffer from training ADD, jumping from
Doggcrapp(yeah it IS spelled like that!) training to Westside templates to
linear periodization with far to little time spent on each. Always with the
feeling that THE magic routine is out there that can give me massive gains in
the shortest amount of time. So what have I actually learned from all that? That
almost any training program that isn't obviously stupid(more on that later) will
give good gains, IF one sticks to them for long enough. Stop second guessing the
program you are on, just go with it for at least 2 months and see what happens.
I guarantee the gains will be better than if you switch to something new every
week!

2. Doing the same week after week.

Now it sounds like
I am contradicting point one. But let me explain, for a while I trained with a
guy that was obsessive compulsive about his routine. He would walk into the gym
day after day, week after week, year after year, going through the exact same
motions, with the exact same weight and for the exact same reps and sets. He
even admitted to me that if he skipped an exercise he would get anxious like
hell thinking the workout was wasted. No surprise he looked exactly the same
year after year. Don't get me wrong though, this guy had a awesome body and was
a competitive bodybuilder, but he had stalled completely!

If you want to
grow stronger and bigger, and that's why you're in the gym in the first place,
then you have to progress! Doing the same weight for the same reps in the same
exercise for weeks in a row is a complete waste of time. Your body has already
adapted to that load and it won't respond to it anymore. You have to add weight
or squeeze out one more rep every time you walk into the gym. If you can't then
its time to make a change. Making a change doesn't mean jumping on another
training program however, because every good training program has progression
built into it!

3. Recognizing the obviously stupid.

Just
copying Leverone's glute maximiser workout isn't the same as following a decent
training program. We have all heard it a million times, a good training program
is based around the compound lifts, and how many time's haven't we ignored it
and sunk into the temptation of wasting weeks on concentration curls, triceps
kickbacks and garbage like that? Don't ignore it anymore! What should then be
include in a good training program?
* It should involve Squats, deadlifts, rows, chins, military
presses, bench presses, cleans and not necessarily much else. It might not be as
sexy as doing 28 different curls to hit every angle of the muscle. But it sure
works better.

* Progression should be built into the program, with that I mean
that there should be a clear approach to how one increases weight on the bar
week to week. A example would be that every Monday you should do 5x5 in the
Squat and increase weight on the bar with 5 lbs each week. When you reach a
point where you can't do that anymore you should switch to 3x3 and continue
increasing weight. Another approach might be to switch out the exercise when the
plateau is reached for a similar compound exercise, switch Squats with front
squats, deadlifts with rack pulls, chins with pull-ups etc etc.

* The body should be worked through multiple times a week. Don't do
a split where you have a day for arms, a day for shoulders, a day for chest etc
etc. Every workout should include a squat variation or a heavy pull(deads or
cleans) or a heavy press. Every muscle in the body is worked to some extent
doing these exercises, trying to split the body into isolated muscle groups and
working them separately is a illusion. Unless you are 5'8, 220 lbs at sub 5% and
ready to step on-stage there is no reason to worry about isolation.

* Deloads, the program should include a light week every third to
fifth week.
4. Proper form

Spend the time to learn
proper form in the compound lifts. Find a local weightlifting or powerlifting
club, talk to the old guys that seem to know what they are doing. I wasted years
after years squatting and deadlifting like an idiot and only now have I managed
to correct that after over half a year of struggling! It only took me a spinal
disc hernia, busted knees and reoccurring shoulder pain to realize I was doing
the exercises wrongly. Be smarter than I was! If you are in doubt and have no
one to advice you, then videotape yourself to see how your form is. You might be
surprised!

5. Back down every now and then.

This point is
worth repeating. Deload! We who love training and consider it one of the most
important things in our life has a weird tendency. Whenever we hit the wall we
tend to push harder and harder. If we realize one week we have regressed, the
first thing we think of isn't to back down for a week and let the body
recuperate. No we instead go at it like mad and increase our efforts. I can not
count how many times I have done this, just to crash and burn and lose all
motivation. If you walk into the gym and feel weak after a bunch of awesome
weeks, don't be hard on yourself and assume you are not training hard enough.
Just do light weights for a week.

6. You're not as advanced as you
think.


Countless times I have done the mistake of believing I have
reached the point where I need very advanced routines to progress. Contemplating
breaking the year into different macro cycles, all kinds of advanced intensity
waves. Then reality always hits me like a mac truck, I am no where near that
point yet! Unless you bench 400+ and squat 500+ then don't worry about any
advanced waves or whatever. K.I.S.S rules supreme. Something as simple as
working to a 5 rep max one week, a 3 rep max the week after and a 1 rep max the
third week, followed by a light week and then starting over again, is "advanced"
enough for 50% of lifters and to advanced for the rest! No reason to emulate how
the eastern European coaches designed their 2 year plan to prepare their
athletes for peaking at the Olympics. For us non Olympic athletes simple
programs simply works better because we have not yet reached a point where our
performance is so close to our genetic limit that we need to go towards extreme
measures to squeeze out another pound. To be honest most of us will never reach
that point.

If we look at the Bulgarian weightlifters, at the elite
powerlifters or even good old Arnold's twice a day contest prep routine form his
book. Then we have to realize these people have spent years and years working up
to that level of work. Their programs are tailored for them, with their massive
recovery ability that have resulted from years of slowly increasing training
frequency and volume. If we where to jump straight into that, then we would
crash and burn within weeks.

7. Diet is important, but not more
important than a proper program.


On bodybuilding forums one can often
read that diet is responsible for 80% of gains while training is much less
important. On powerlifting forums one can read the exact opposite. So where is
the truth? The truth is, as long as you get enough protein and enough calories
and most of the things you eat are decently clean(i.e don't follow the big mac
or mentos diet) then you will gain muscle and strength. Eating enough doesn't
have to mean eating 5000+ kcal as many claim, or 500 grams of protein a day.
Enough is different for everyone, but a decent rule of thumb is 30-45 calories
per kg of bodyweight(13-20 calories per ib) and 2 grams of protein per kilo of
bodyweight(about 1 gram/ib). If you easily get fat start at the lower range of
calories and have a larger proportion of the kcal from fat, if you have a hard
time gaining weight start somewhere in the middle and work your way up until you
start gaining strength consistently.

A shitty diet will ruin the best
training program in the world, and the shittiest training program in the world
will give no gains if the diet is crap. Pay attention to both, but keep both
simple and realistic!

8. Set realistic goals.

If a program
promises 50 pounds on your bench bench in 5 weeks, then its bullshit. Small,
consistent gains is what build a big, muscular and strong body. 2.5 pounds
increase per week means 130 pounds per year, that by itself is a massive gain.
The longer you have trained, the harder each increase becomes and the more
important the small increments become. If you did 300 pounds in the squat last
week, do 302,5 this week! Don't snort at the small plates. Keep your goals
realistic, adding 25 pounds in ten weeks on a compound lift is a realistic goal,
adding 100 pounds in the same time frame isn't.

9. Enjoy
life


Training is important, but having a balanced life is even more
important. Walking around stressing yourself to hell about having that beer
while watching the game will just break you down mentally. There is more to life
than lifting, having a life outside of the gym won't limit your gains. But it
will do a lot to make you happy. Don't let the hunt for more muscle turn into a
life consuming obsession.
-Johan Simu
SuperModerator of: The
NarkSide


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